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Rodrick writing in his essay that Abraham Lincoln wrote To Kill a Mockingbird.

Rodrick wanting to keep the pig Manny won because he believes they could get "free bacon from it every day" the same way you get eggs from a chicken.

When he can't find "bolleyball," rather than admit to being wrong, he accuses Greg of giving him an "outdated dictionary".

Rowley thinking volleyball is called " bolleyball" and then he reads the entire "B" section of the dictionary twice in order to prove his case.

Some other characters occasionally have hilariously dumb notions too.

He thinks that sweat is "your body's way of telling you you're working too hard and you need to take it easy".

"I can't tell you HOW many times I've bitten into an oatmeal raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip." He illustrates this with a cartoon showing a Pilgrim spitting out an oatmeal raisin cookie and two Native Americans laughing at him.

He thinks that oatmeal raisin cookies were invented as a practical joke a long time ago and never actually meant to be eaten.

He thinks that houseflies are tiny drones sent by aliens to beam images back to their spaceships (because their eyes look like high-tech cameras) and that the aliens "seem to be really fascinated by dog poop".

He even tried to test if Frank was a robot by pouring water on him, but that just made him mad. One of his reasons for thinking his family are robots is when he hears Susan mention "recharging batteries".

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When he starts reckoning his whole life is a movie and his family are robots or actors.

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He "proves" this by stating that he forgot how to do long division since learning about photosynthesis, and illustrates him writing, "No clue" as an answer to a long division question. His whole theory that the human brain can only store so much information and when you turn eight or nine, you've filled it up and once you learn something new, you instantly forget something old.When Greg's French penpal Mamadou writes that he's pleased to make Greg's acquaintance, Greg replies with "I'm pretty sure 'aquaintanse' doesn't have a 'c' in it.".One with its wings down (arms) evolves into a human and the other bird with its wings up (antlers) evolves into a moose. In Rodrick Rules, he writes a paper that claims that moose (or "mooses" as he calls them) evolved from birds, "just like people did", but that "somewhere along the line, people got arms and the moose got stuck with these useless horns".Greg has some ridiculous and hilarious thoughts about how the world works, to the point where one may wonder how he hasn't flunked out of school yet.